11 June 2005

(woof?)

:guest blogger : robert daltoid:

i am a lap dog
by mark :ten-gallon: huntsman

chapter 1: i like to stroll while i masturbate
chapter 2: it wasn't my allen wrench
chapter 3: that's my beautiful wife giving that hand job
chapter 4: where to hide broken porch swings
chapter 5: first the elbow, then the song
chapter 6: really now. can't you just lie still?
chapter 7: life was funny. like zebras are funny.
chapter 8: looking forward to my next hard-on

appendix:
linear history of prostate effectiveness

1 comment:

anon said...

I'm so glad you posted this--I almost died when I saw it.
So yeah, I'd love to still hear your input, but I'm definitely shelving it for a while. I'm so sick of that piece I could fucking cry. Thanks for the comment. Pop yo' damn colla', son.