drop knowledge not the ball.

..A glimpse inside the newest hard-hitting work from MediumWell Books

Drop Knowledge Not The Ball : The sociological impact of the sports metaphor

by Dr Mark Huntsman, PhD, PdA, BdSM


This book is fondly dedicated to John Tesh


“If you fumble, if you fall
If you muff the pass
If you force us to punt
If, for any reason, you drop the ball
I personally will tear open your ass.
Now go out there and just have fun.”
- Coach Bear Bryant of the Texas A&M Crimson Tide


~ TABLE OF CONTENTS ~

Chapter 1. That Is Out of Bounds – The parameters of social acceptability
Chapter 2. The Mendoza Line – The benefits of a collective mediocrity
Chapter 3. Take a Timeout – Postponing the inevitable in a masculine way
Chapter 4. Buzzer-Beater – The superiority of last-second accomplishment
Chapter 5. And One! – How mild physical hardship reinforces entitlement
Chapter 6. Hit a Home Run – Understanding physical intimacy in 90-foot increments
Chapter 7. Take It To the Rack - Female perception of sex in sports imagery due to the predominance of sticks and balls and racks
Chapter 8. Changing Teams – Discussing homosexual impulse without removing your beer hat
Chapter 9. Dribble Penetration – The art of pulling out with mad style*
Chapter 10. 4th and Long – Disguising profound desperation as opportunity


*The inspiration for this chapter comes via the esteemed scholar RB Daltimeter III