the Supreme Ultimate Dictator at Large (part 3 of 3)

3. CULTURE - supreme ultimate dictator of culture.

a) while "Director of Culture" is an actual post that actually exists in a number of organizations, the SUD of Culture at Large would make no such pronouncements of his role in controlling our collective cultural whims. he would instead be more of a backstage presence -- along the lines of what Vince Vaughn has called "the guy behind the guy BEHIND the guy" and Paul has referred to as "the AntiChrist." indeed, the SUD would share a number of antichrist-ish traits, most notably a proclivity to draw people's attention away from issues of any consequence, as well as a quietly haunting mode of operation that keeps his power plays under the radar but nonetheless creates the distinct impression that he is Already Among Us. this subterranean mode of operation would have myriad manifestations, from the obviously insidious such as

1b) Miss Jackson's boobie-circle or
2b) Desperate Housewives or
3b) Spongebob Squarepants

to the more widely-accepted but no less damaging

1c) Communism disguised as dietary life-choice (aka vegetarianism) or
2c) Jew-controlled media or
3c) Log Cabin Republicans.

d) etc.

potential SUD at Large candidates:

- Pat Robertson (painful, obvious)
- Regis Philbin (widely influential, widely abhorred)
- Myself (perfect).