about stealing worthwile things from elsewhere, allow me to share a pick-up line i stole from ron burgundy. not only for its simple elegance, but just as much for the fact that i used it last night And It Worked:
"i'm just going to put this out there; you can take it if you like, and if you don't, send it right back."
"okay."
"i .... i want to be on you."
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I think, also in the vein of simple elegance, that this line is probably best used on:
A) Extremely down girls.
B) Very drunk girls.
C) Girls who called you a few days previous at three in the morning asking, "What are you doing in an hour?" or,
D) Girls who exhibit qualities that are some combination of the three.
Oh, and hey--what are you doing in an hour?
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