13 January 2005

now, i know what you're asking yourself

and the answer is yes: i have a nickname for my penis. it's called Colonel Snappy, but i also nicknamed my testes -- my left one is james westfall and my right one is doctor kenneth noisewater.

...you play your cards right and you just might get to meet the whole gang.



[appropriated with permission of brian fantana, aka the bry man.]

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