06 March 2006

Bible Desk - Proof THE BIBLE IS TRUE.

i just wanted to go to my blog, just to write an ordinary little entry about the complex miasma that is my daily life. (today has been an average day, good and bad out for a walk together, so i had in mind a short something, thematically concerned with the looming void of compounding darkness that sucks in my every righteous intention but expressed metaphorically as a daily entry from the diary i used to keep for my cabbage patch kid, whose name was dwight.) but i made a typo on the way to my blog:

apiletostepin.blogpot.com

just a simple omission: blogpot. kind of funny. only NOT FUNNY. VERY SERIOUS. because it took me here:

BIBLE COLLEGE ON LINE (If it's in the Bible, it should be on this site.)

and, huh. i was just at men's group this morning, where we played and read and examined different definitions of the kingdom of god. maybe this could offer an easily found supplement to what we'd posited. it is, after all, a college. a very open-minded one. here are some excerpts:


"Let’s prove the Bible is true and that we are nearing the end of the last generation before Christ returns.

THE SOON COMING CLIMAX
(bIBLE PROPHECY—a very brief summary)
(pROOF THE BIBLE IS TRUE AND WE ARE NOW IN THE LATTER DAYS)


This message may be called a road sign of warning. Some may look at a sign that reads—THE BRIDGE IS OUT, and say, “Oh, someone is just trying to scare us into taking another road; let’s go on the same way.” They go on and plunge to their death. The sign was not meant to scare people, but to warn them of impending danger. The sign was put there, because someone cared and didn’t want others to die.

God wants you to know, WHEN YOU SEE THESE THINGS COME TO PASs, KNOW YE THAT THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS NIGH AT HAND-Lk 21:31.

Will Russia and some Arab nations invade Israel? Yes

Will the U.S.A. become involved in this war? Yes.

here is the tastiest line i read, regarding going to church (post-conversion, which it is suggested may have happened by the time you've read this far down the page)

Attend often and get baptized. Tell others that Jesus is your only hope of salvation. If you’ve just said that prayer and committed your life to Jesus, please e-mail us and let us know. We would like to pray for you and send you some free literature.


...so, ah, there we have it, saved for the end: this is the work of a frustrated writer. thanks for the info, comrade.

2 comments:

anon said...

My Cabbage Patch Kid's name was Delisa. She was awesome.
--M

anon said...

It's not loading on my computer--although I can immediately see the potential for ROTFL.
--M