everyone in bar hates bar.

the funniest single page of headlines in a long time.

includes:

obama runs constructive criticism ad against mccain

wealthy teen nearly experiences consequence

members of twisted sister now willing to take it

everything midas ceo touches turns to mufflers

palin brushing up on foreign policy at epcot

and let's all give it up one time for:

Point: Gov. Palin Has No Foreign Policy Experience, Refuses To Acknowledge Global Warming, And Supports The War In Iraq

Counterpoint: Please Keep Your Voice Down, My Poor Retarded Child Is Sleeping

Shhhhhh!