huntsmanic is pleased, freaked out.

i went to avclub's the hater today to read the haps on lohan's marilyn monroe pictorial in new york magazine, and almost immediately had my attention drawn unto the post below, to this ... this nifty enormity, this terrible delight:

Christina Aguilera's New Baby Is Loved, Terrified

(my original idea was to post the headline and photo, with none of the hater's comments and none of my own. but now i am compelled to say something. (and the crescent moon, you'd think, cannot very much mind a parenthetical):

i mean … aaaa-ah! … right? wt[screaming baby]f? isn’t that the only response? how in the holy f did that mean veiny zombie moon manage to steal joaquin phoenix’s eyebrows? and when did he do this? forget aguilera’s kid, i’m concerned about me, here: there’s a v. real possibility that i will now gaze up at the moon and see bette midler’s distressed mouth descending onto ben affleck’s chin, where i never did before)