i love this breakdown so FREAKING MUCH.

listen. i'd like to tell you there's something more satisfying than being the crowd favorite at the karaoke contest on the east-river booze cruise with a hundred and fifty people you mostly don't know. and of course in some circumstances, there is--maybe you had a really satisfying time at your wedding, for example. but, if you happen to have nimbly tossed back a dozen whisky-and-gingers before picking over a charred lunch and heading back to the bar; if you're delighted by a wide view of the manhattan skyline you're seeing for the first time; if you're pleasantly tripped out by the way the liquor in your blood amplifies the boat's motion as it rolls over the waves; if wearing a pink plastic lei in your hip pocket was a conscious style choice; if you are, in fact, too sexy for your shirt, so sexy it motherfucking hurts, well, then. congratulations. you've found some supreme satisfaction. spread the love.