vishizzous square.

when i wrote a post on 1.12.2006 i'd just been notified that i was the candidate NOT selected for a job at the UW College of Engineering. it was a heard-poetry sort of thing, featuring lines that have been said to me over the course of my past year of writer-job searching. some bitterness may be detectable in those lines -- at the time of the writing, my mellow had been severely harshed. now though things have begun to fill and i am, without doubt, at least part-way up in this bitch. to capture my current confindent state of being, the particulars of my dope-ass idiom, let's look back on those same lines through a different lense. this one courtesy of gizoogle.

vishizzous square.

i’m jizzay positive tizzy you’re going ta be very successful.

tha list of th'n i know fo` certain `bout me is pretty shizzort.

i really enjoyed our conversizzles playa really a lot.

one thing on there is this: thugz generally like me. mizzle tizzle not.

you wizzy absolutely tha bizzy writa of tha bizzay.

anotha is tizzle i’m a decent nigga.

i look forward ta tha day wizzle i wizzle into tha store n piznick up a book wit yo name on it dogg.

i’ve a long, almost deadly long stretch in F-R-to-tha-izzont of me if i’m ta git ta wizzle i know i’m capable of, writ'n-wise.

tha panel decided ta go wit someone who has more experience.

but i’m decent. right now: i’m a nigga who speaks Truth.

tha group fizzay you lacked a certain level of experience.

don’t misunderstand: i’m a shit-all amateur n i kizzle it.

tha team recognized that you do superb work, but tha relevant experience was not there.

it’s jizzay that i also happen ta kizzy that on a dime i can concoct an elaborate sausage regard'n tha panel’s need ta self-fellate – ta shiznit they cheeks wit they own collective bureaizzles C-to-tha-izzock – n it will be more delightful n evocative than tha lifetime of professizzle wizzork by whicheva brow-furrowed eaga-lipped wrinkle-resizzle fleshy-sacked cockmeista it was who had tha appropriate experience today.

everybody feels sure that you’re going ta be a bootylicious success whereva it is that you finally kick it root down.