how are you? i could give you a run-down on me, my pros cons and so-soses, but what i'm really after is what your life is like these days and how are you. so let's do an exchange, a list; candidate questions for which could include,
1. are you more of an air balloon person or a unicycle person?
2. a human cannon person or a clown car person?
3. the picture you would most like to have on your mousepad
4. which are you most likely to pull out of your ass, a paper or a project?
5. your favorite verb, today
6. your favorite noun, today
7. your favorite adverb, today.
{preliminary answer key: 1. sort of a combination of the two -- a uni-ball person 2. clown car, duh 3. paris hilton naked but covered in thousand island dressing 4. since "projectile" is not an option, let's go with "paper" 5. please 6. myself 7. poorly}
6 comments:
1. Hot air balloon. 2. Clown car. 3. A picture of Mark Hunstman's boyfriend sitting in front of his computer mastubating to all the photo shopped pictures he made of Mark. 4. Somebody elses paper so I can afford to go out tonight. No, really. You need a paper written? I guarantee A's. 5. eyeing (present progressive counts, right?) 6. Idea. 7. Funnily.
[I would also like to add: If you were an Olsen twin, what color would your hair be? and If you could say anything to your highschool principal or dean, what would it be? I think you need one of these types of reflective question for #8]
--M
8. If you were an Olsen twin, what color would your hair be?
9. If you could say anything to your high school principal, what?
{preliminary answers: 8. either dirty red or dirty blonde--it's the dirty that matters 9. "yeah, well i don't remember you at all either, so maybe we have more in common than you think."}
#1: You're online right now. Weird. #2: Donkulous? Oh, right. I remember now, from the same latin root as "Donkey Kong" and "Badunk-a-dunk". #3: 1) Pink. all the way. Maybe black. 2) "Remember that time you thought Laura and were having sex in the upper humanities west bathroom? Dude, we were just making out."
--M
1. i am a hot unilloon person
2. i am a clown cannon person
3. mel gibson eating a pastrami sammich
4. your wristwatch
5. soil
6. soil
7. soilly
1.Hot air balloon.
2.Human cannon. Clowns freak me out.
3. What about a picture of a computer mouse. You know, for irony.
4. I'm not really a stranger to pulling things out of my ass, so lets say 'project'.
5.direct
6.disdain
7.rhetorically.
8.Whatever Ashley's look is this season. She's my new favorite.
9.You sound exactly like Kermit the Frog, and should have let Ms. Larkin do the morning announcements.
Extra Credit: If you had to restructure your life to mimic a Broadway musical, which would it be and why?
South Pacific. All the sailors, duh.
Extra credit: Rent. All the way. Actually, my life is already kinda like that, except I actually pay rent and none of my friends have AIDS.
--M
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