i heard a funny news piece this morning, involving raising awareness in darfur about all that americans are doing on their behalf -- "they don't know the significance of the fact that matt damon is worried about them. we've got to educate them." some time after, i discovered myself with a song in my head, and my heart -- and my brain:
Terrorists, your game is through
'Cos now you have to answer to
America! FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt and suck on my balls
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow
FUCK YEAH!
McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH!
Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (fuck, yeah, fuck ... yeah)
Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (fuck, yeah, fuck, yeah)
Sportsmanship ... Books.
4 comments:
i don rly like merica.
is that you, mr rly? we ain't spoke in forever, don. gave ya up for dead.
I am reminded of you, me, Crystal, Jackson and Peter Smith standing out back of your old condo coming up with things to say "FUCK YEAH" to. Crysatl was like: "Stacking it up...FUCK YEAH!" and then the two of us laughed uncontrolably as girls might sharing an inside joke.
I cut 15000 words today. November makes me want to cry.
But it's not all bad, I s'pose, here's what I mean:
"If you're not failing all the time, you're not putting yourself in the position to be super lucky."
--Ira Glass
xoxo
--M
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Oh my god--I'm such a retard! I just got that School of Rock reference. See what November does to me? I am slow, and my fingers are getting increasingly slower, and the worst part is: I never learned to read.
--M
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