Present Participles That Make Me Think of Mark.

on the occasion of skullstice, and the eve of his 31st birthday.

by Ruth Alice Haney, aka DJ Mousee

1. defining: irony

2. moving: it

3. shaking: it

4. being: ironical

5. singing: the songs

6. signing: the times

7. working: that bag

8. the shots: calling them, taking them

9. feeling: the people

10. fucking: The Man

11. loving: the ladies

12. defying: the odds

13. capturing: all the right moments in writing


editor's note: i think i said last year that 2006 was going to be "adjectives that remind me of mark." but when i sat down to write the list, i had a moment of realization: "shit, what adjective DOESN'T remind of mark? they almost all do!" and writing up a list of adjectives that don't remind me of mark is kind of negative, don't you think? so i learned my lesson. from here on out, all future themes will be announced only as TBA. because deciding a whole year in advance what's going to be topical 365 days later creates expectation, which everyone knows is just premeditated disappointment.

Collect the whole set!

2005: Nouns that remind me of Mark
2006: Present participles that remind me of Mark
2007: TBA
2008: TBA
2009: TBA
2010: TBA
Etc.